15 June 2010

Of Men...

Gemini
Haha. Hated them. Sorry, no offence, but when I was smaller, I vowed not to get married to a Gemini. Liars. Can't be trusted to mean what they say. Talk alot. Gossipy (yes). Superficial.

But as i got older, well I knew a few Geminis here and there...they're quite okay. Since most of them have a mix of Cancer/Taurus, so it's bearable for me. Their communicative ability and their intelligence is wonderful. They are the best salesmen ever. As a boyfriend/husband? You can just guess what you're up against.

They do have an attractiveness of which I shall not admit alot. Tall, dark and (ugh) handsome fits them, at least on the surface. Very few are short. They move fast too (except if they have a Taurus). They know alot about abit of everything. I repeat: Alot about abit of everything. And they can expand the topic until it seems like they're an expert in the field.

To be their girl, she must be a lot of women. This guy is a changeling. One minute he's on one thing then the next he changes into someone else.

As I got older, I realise hey, maybe Gemini's can be good too...well depends on their whole makeup. Begrudgingly, I shall never say I'm never going to like a Gemini man. So far, none. But you never know.


Cancer
Momma's boy. You've got to go through the mama first to get to him. Not all of them, but basically, he's close to his mum...his ideal girl is his mum (do not be horrified). He's likely to be homely, loves home-cooked food...traditional guy. Oh and loves accumulating money. Not materialistic, but he sleeps better at night knowing he has a stash of money somewhere in case of emergencies or natural disasters. The Cancer always imagines bad things to happen, which usually don't turn up.

As a husband/boyfriend...he can be the ultimate in Manjaness...he needs cuddling...he can be clingy. CLINGY. He's moody. He's loony, he can be very funny when he jokes. A very empathetic man too...he can sense your moods and comfort you accordingly. He might have a face that looks like the moon, or like a crab, or both. And he hides his feelings when he's hurt, and hides himself in his own shell, and it will be HARD for you to coax him out.

Ouch...I don't think I can do that.

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